I Luh Hur

I luh hur, i luh hur, i luh hur

My girl is pregnant, i'm ready to start splitting

All around the town on the down low was the girl that i was hitting

Everyone knows i used to luh huh

I don't want this pregnant talk to get back to my mother

Shit! i just can't believe it

I thought me and this lady had came to a mutual agreement

But i was dead wrong, her trick was evil and ill

All along girlfriend i though you was still on the pill

Step to the g-y-n

The gynecologist, miss, so we can put this to an end

You'll need some dough, i'll probably lend

You wanna play biz mark again

And tell him i'm just a friend

So buy me newports, cause as i smoke

All i do is think about you and child support

But i don't got papes, i got money

Sticking up and messing up when i went outta state

So you can stop all that fiendin'

With your damn schemin'

You're christopher williams cause you must be dreamin'

Wake up and escape

And while you're at it why don't you throw away your jodeci tapes

Cause you can be forever my lady, but i ain't with no baby

Ah, ah, no ifs ands or maybes

I ain't old enough and ain't trying to hear it

So don't steal my youth cause i'm still young in spirit

That belly blows up, it's gonna be trouble

Imma have to play like a pin and come pop that bubble

Find chucky if you want child's play

I'll give your ass a hanging and drop you off in an alleyway

This is a diary of a black man

By making no alimony payments due to no wedding bands

So ax that talk about marrage

Miss, you must of misunderstood, i want you to have a miscarrage

I'm fed up, and sorry that i've done it

I'm ready to set her up and have my little man kick her in the stomach

Or punch my fist through that naval

Cause i'll be damned if this be the hand that rocks the cradle

Or push her down a flight of steps

I don't care or give a heck

About the people under the stairs

I'm all about a home made abortment

My name's not pat, so don't send jack black

This ain't the damn wheel of fortune

I don't want no pause or no portion

Next time woman you should proceed with caution

It ain't all about boy and girl

A half hour past the cosby show

Cause you, it's a whole different world

And yom that's how live i am

Use a diaphragm, i get it off your chest like a mammogram

Oh brother, word to mother

Just cause i talk this shit don't get me wrong

Yo, i still luh hur

I luh hur (repeat 5x)

Nobody tell her, because i luh hur

I luh hur (repeat 8x)