Thanks For All The Aids!

white man went to africa with rifles and bibles

came back in the 80s cos he's spiteful

with a new recital

a vaxine - he spread it all around

every hut in every village every school in every town

but they didn't get cured - they just got aids

i said they didn't get cured - they just got aids!

and soon it magically appeared in every place a poor person was -

so watch your smirking cuz, aint you wondered who's been merking us?

who put the crack in the ghetto?

who put that crap in netto?

why charge that much for lego?

why can't we let go?

they give us pepsi, cack or coca cola so we settle - get me!

so get the right bus, the right bus is priceless

unite despite they vices and show this world who's the nicest

yo we're the nicest - ask dildo's rollo -

if i was your skygod i might smite bono...

thanks for all the aids!

(and the bums and the nuns and the guns and the bombs on the trains)

thanks for all the aids!

(and the lies and wives of the guys who've been dying in spades)

thanks for all the aids!

(and the crap tv, and for me, and for brining on the plague)

thanks for all the aids!

so what you do is...

you get some shite white rock bands

with trite white wristbands

outside are mormons

a fright of christians

the drool in the corners of their mouths is glistening

you can't hear shit for the whistling

above all the people: and undead beatle

a hair transplant and a junkie.

word!

come friendly bombs and rain on keane

and anyone that's ever been, like, featured in the nme

and that includes me!

see the world bank don't do shit for free

so read "debt dropped" read they see thee

and thee owe they

and they own thee

so they got all your water mate

yo they decide your daughter's fate

you can't turn piss into wine

you can't rub pennies in a wound and expect it to be fine

there are no diamonds in the mines -

cos we teefed the lot

so i'm a be on top of the pops singing...

thanks for all the aids!

(and the bums and the nuns and the guns and the bombs on the trains)

thanks for all the aids!

(and the floods and the blood and the drugs and the banning all the raves)

thanks for all the aids!

(and the asian flu, and for you, and for making us slaves)

thanks for all the aids!

oh pray for me methodist, cos i fear the rapture

c c comin' atcha

like cleopatra

oh you could never capture

the donovan's stature

i'm evil on the mike like margret thatcher

ook!

made you look, bombs like a nuke,

i'm truer than the gospel according to my mate luke -

it says here

that the skygod wants to kill you if you're queer

or if you're a jew or you're an arab

a miner in a hole

or if you are a dog because you haven't got a soul

or if you are a dead baby

(ha ha!)

you should count your stems and see how lucky you are.

so if your kids are on ritalin you are

twelve times worse than the worst crack whore

i can say this cos i'm sure - you aint shit

we've been advised to quit, but we ain't taking the piss when we say

thanks for all the aids!

(and the bums and the nuns and the guns and the bombs on the trains)

thanks for all the aids!

(and the lies and guys with no lives who've been dying in spades)

thanks for all the aids!

(and the crap tv, and for me, and for making us slaves)

thanks for all the aids!

thanks for all the aids!

(and the bums and the nuns and the guns and the bombs on the trains)

thanks for all the aids!

(and the floods and the drugs and the bloods and the banning all the raves)

thanks for all the aids!

(and the avian flu, and for you, and for making us slaves)

thanks for all the aids!