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Artist: Alanis Morissette
Canonical path: /alanis-morissette/professional-torturer
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Professional Torturer
Read Professional Torturer lyrics by Alanis Morissette on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Professional Torturer
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Infatuation
Court well meant
'Cause I'm the easiest to sway
Catch my fancy and commitment
Riding fresh can stay
One by one conditions change
Slippery slope yields sheckled face and
Gone are the days of snare and twill
An admission to sexy hell
I don't my crown and moniker claim as professional torturer
As me a culprit I renounce my name
Professional torturer
Eyebrows raise and façades do fade
Poised refrained as peculiate
Hands still hold but gazes abate
This masochism enfolds me
I don't my crown and moniker claim as professional torturer
As me a culprit I renounce my name
Professional torturer
I don't my crown and moniker claim as professional torturer
For you my boy I renounce my name
Professional torturer
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