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Cellulite (feat. Big Dipper)

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Cellulite (feat. Big Dipper)

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It's a nation of chubs

Turning dom' tops into subs

It's a nation of chubs

Turning dom' tops into subs

Heavy hitters, swingin' in the big leagues

Loaded bases, home run, winnin' just by intrigue

Champions, the thickness overtakes you

Undefeated, can't be beat, the weight is just a breakthrough

Thick-ity thick, thick bitches to the rescue

Superpowers on that ass, bitch, don't make me test you

One by one, we're saving the Earth

Jump on this train and succumb to the girth

Fuck your daddy issues, I got father trauma

You're messin' 'round with boys, you don't need that drama

Come on over here and try that dad bod flavor

Slammin' you down, changing your behavior

Class has started, school is in session

Spank me with the ruler, Dad, and teach me a lesson

I cannot wait to feel the weight, come crush me with that chunk-chunk

I think tonight that maybe you should take the top bunk

Ha, you think that's funny?

Uh, I want to dip it in honey

Body like that, you'll be making some money

Got a ass so fat, it got cellulite, honey

It's a nation of chubs

Turning dom' tops into subs

It's a nation of chubs

Turning dom' tops into subs

Henny honey, I'm dripping with the sweetness

A Winnie the Pooh bear makes me weak in the knees, sis

Seven-layer hot fudge decadent cake

My legs are praying in the air, for heaven's sake

Snap me like a Kit Kat, give me break

Dive in head first and swim in Darienne's lake

I'm a motherfuckin' witch, burn my pussy at the stake

Treat my pussy like a Trixie and fuck it with a rake

We're livin' in a culture that's bombarded by the magazines

But you know you're worshippin' the thickness from behind the scenes

Fuck a fat-shamer, want to finish my fries?

Acting like you don't want to get up in them thighs

Put that body in the light, it don't need a disguise

Color me a minus, I'm attracted to the plus size

Ha, you think that's funny?

Uh, I want to dip it in honey

Body like that, you'll be making some money

Got a ass so fat, it got cellulite, honey

It's a nation of chubs

Turning dom' tops into subs

It's a nation of chubs

Turning dom' tops into subs

Ooh, I'm fat

Ooh yeah, I said it with an F and a P-H and a jiggle in my belly

Shaking my weight all the way to the bank

Thick life, dreaming 'bout my chubby chunks when you wank

Dipping sauce, that's my weakness

Taste every flavor, love it when you eat this

Cottage cheese thighs, more like a cheese platter

Dairy free, but Miss Cheesecake where it matters

No pants, let this body loose

I only fuck with dudes who weigh more than you

'Bout the bare necessities, you could break a sweat with me

Grab my love handles and we could be in ecstasy

Fatness is my strength, thunder thighs galore

Chunkita give you fever when I stomp and shake the floor

Shape is what I like, heft is what I need

If you thick where it counts, it'll get me on my knees

It's a nation of chubs

Turning dom' tops into subs

It's a nation of chubs

Turning dom' tops into subs

It's a nation of chubs

Turning dom' tops into subs

It's a nation of chubs

Turning dom' tops into subs

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