Alaska Thunderfuck

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Chr!$Tm@$ $Ux (Christmas Sucks)

Chr!$Tm@$ $Ux (Christmas Sucks) lyrics by Alaska Thunderfuck. Ugh It's already Christmas time again Oh, man My parents just don't understand I want a Girl...

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Chr!$Tm@$ $Ux (Christmas Sucks)

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Ugh

It's already Christmas time again

Oh, man

My parents just don't understand

I want a Girl Talk, but they got me a Jenga

Wanted Nintendo, but they got me a Sega

I opened that envelope, and what the heck?

Grandma just gave me a $5 check (Ugh!)

Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks

Wanna bet me? I'll bet you a million bucks

Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks

Don't mess with me, I don't give a dang

Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks

Wanna bet me? I'll bet you a million bucks

Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks

Don't mess with me, I don't give a dang

Trucks, and trains, and tinker toys

I don't want that junk, that stuff's for boys

Barbie dolls, Barbie dolls

All I ever ever wanted was Barbie dolls

Skipper, Tracy, Christy, Stacy

Feeling so Shameless like William H. Macy

I might be snails and puppy dog tails

But, I like big hair, and I like long nails (yeah!)

Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks

Wanna bet me? I'll bet you a million bucks

Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks

Don't mess with me, I don't give a dang

Oh, my goodness

What is that glowing heavenly light over there, descending from the snow-filled sky?

It's me, Alaska, The Ghost of Christmas Presents

And I'm here to tell you a little something about your situation, sweetheart

Girl, why you complaining?

You're not in India starving

It's not like you don't have nothing

You're so dang spoiled, it's alarming

You got some parents that love you, a brother that bugs you

So lucky that you got a rooftop above you

Christmas is cool, so get into it

You get what you get and you don't throw a fit

Christmas rocks! Christmas rocks!

Look, I just got a pair of tube socks!

Christmas rocks! Christmas rocks!

I can even make a fort out of the box!

Christmas rocks! Christmas rocks!

You wanna bet me? I'll bet you a million bucks

Thank you mom and dad, I can't really be sad

Cause after all, Christmas isn't really so bad

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