Ride For Aids (ft. Willam Belli)

I'm a modern privileged gay

You spend most evenings on your back

Disposable income everyday

I think it’s time that we both give back,

Turn off Doctor Oz,

Ride a bike for a good cause,

Raise some dough for our friends who are pos

Training, sweating - that shit hurts.

Feel the wind blowing in your hair

Trading in our mini-skirts

For some fashionable active wear

I still don’t see the appeal,

Plus I can’t ride a bike in heels

But just think how good you’ll feel

I can make my rump hurt better for a weekend

Get your ass to San Francisco,

Then ride down to LA.

Safety first so wear a helmet.

Bitch I said “No way!”

How ‘bout I ride a flat-bed?

I’ll look cute and pay for gas.

Cause you know I love a road trip,

But Clif Bar tastes like ass.

You’re a shady fucking drag queen.

Probably going straight to hell.

But then you do a little AIDS ride.

… And the PR goes well.

I'll look like a real good person,

With generous charity ways.

Oh, I’ll make a stank face baby,

But I’ll ride for AIDS.

Are you a Starbucks lover, Willam?

(I don’t know what that means)

Is there WiFi on this thing?

I will beat you with your selfie stick!

Young man, sexual body wear,

Plus the Lycra shows off his dick.

Oh my gosh! The view is right.

I will bike all through the night.

Pitch a tent it feels so nice.

So each mile that I go,

Makes the donations pile on up.

Plus we get free Gatorade.

Can I get some backup in my…

Shut your mouth you’ll swallow a bug.

It’s a nice break from drag and drugs,

Plus I get to shake these big jugs.

(I knew we should’ve asked that Aussie whatshername to come.)

You’re a shady fucking drag queen,

Probably going straight to hell.

But then you do a little AIDS ride,

And the PR goes well.

I'll look like a real good person,

With generous charity ways.

I’ll make a stank face baby,

But I ride for AIDS.

So please follow up and donate,

TofightHIV.org

Give a little and you’ll get back.

It’ll be a smorgasbord.

Give some cash if you ain’t got time,

Good karma gets you laid.

And we’ll make a stank face baby,

But we’ll ride for AIDS.

Please don’t sue us Taylor Swift,

We’re do-gooders.

Gave you credit right down there in the footer.

Please don’t sue us Taylor Swift,

We’re do-gooders.

Go and donate to the site in the footer.

You’re a shady fucking drag queen, (HIV!)

Probably going straight to hell. (Stops with me!)

But then you do a little AIDS ride,

And the PR goes well. (Get your ass on the bike!)

You’re like a real good person, (Ride a unicycle if you want to!)

With generous charity ways.

I’ll make a stank face baby,

But I ride for AIDS. (Or you can rollerblade if your super fruity gay!)

So please follow up and donate, (Donate!)

TofightHIV.org. (org!)

Give a little and you’ll get back,

It’ll be a smorgasbord.

Give some cash if you ain’t got time,

Good karma gets you laid.

And we’ll make a stank face baby,

But we’ll ride for AIDS.