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Artist: Alaska Thunderfuck
Canonical path: /alaska-thunderfuck/slaytina
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Slaytina
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Slaytina
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Commencing Dragulation
In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Introducing a new model
Comprised of the best elements
Of Dragoons the world over
The 7 billion dollar woman
Better, faster, stronger
Legs 5 inches longer than Naomi Smalls
With the modelling capabilities of Raja the Gemini
A waist 3 inches smaller than Violet Chachki
I give you Slaytina!
Slaytina!
Slaytina!
Possessing the lace front capabilities of Wigs by Vanity
Makeup precision extracted from the Kim Chi
Eyebrows fleeked from Mathu Andersen's personal Instagram
Hair more voluminous than The Lady Bunny
Featuring fish resin extracted from the DNA of Courtney Act and Vivienne Pinet
Comedic skills receiving 5 more laughs per minute than Bianca Del Rio and Bob the Drag Queen combined
Lips molded from a composite of Detox and Raven
Breast constructed using the actual tissue of Michelle Visage!
Slaytina!
Slaytina!
Slaytina!
Slaytina!
Thicker and juicier than Roxxxy Andrews
Porcelain veneers handcrafted using the blueprints of Phi Phi O'Hara and Tyra Sanchez
Installed by Jiggly Caliente's Oral Surgeon
With cooter-slam enabled hip joints stolen from the living body of Katya Zamolodchikova
I give you
I give you
Slaytina!
Slaytina!
Slaytina!
Slaytina!
Slaytina!
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