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Your Makeup Is Terrible

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Your Makeup Is Terrible

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Greetings, earthlings

My name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000

From the planet glamtron

What's yours?

Now, I've come a long way to be here tonight

So let's get our greetings and salutations outta the way right now

Shall we?

Hi eeh oh!

I don't know about you, miss kitty

But I feel so much yummier

Now, there's an issue that's recently come to my attention

That we need to discuss right now

Is that okay with you, honey?

Are you ready

You! Are you ready? (okay)

(Uhum) are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready?

Are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready? are you ready?

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

But I love you anyway

Terrible, terrible, terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Terrible, terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Terrible, terrible

Your makeup is terrible

But I love you anyway

Now, I heard this is the best motherfucking club in all the land

Is that correct? (aham) uhum

Well, it better be beucase I never had no stunt shows

or shenanigans at the doorway

Mr Doorman, what's that? You need my id?

This face is my id, motherfucker!

Now, I'm not the kind of bitch who's gonna go behind your back and talk shit on you

If I have an issue with you, I'll bring it right to your busted face

Now, let's discuss it right now, shall we? Alrightalrightalright

Are you ready? (aham)

You specifically? Ore you ready? (uh me? oh, yeah, I totally am)

Are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready?

Are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready? are you ready?

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

But I love you anyway

Terrible, terrible, terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Terrible, terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Terrible, terrible

Your makeup is terrible

But I love you anyway

Oh my gosh!

This is the really serious part of the song, do you hear that? (oh my God)

You see, there's something I have to confess

You and I have a lot more in common than I thought

And it's something I need to bring to your attention right now

Are you ready? (I think so)

Are you ready? That's better!

Are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready?

Are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready? are you ready?

(Your makeup is terrible)

My makeup is terrible

My makeup is terrible

My makeup is terrible (why?)

My makeup is terrible

Do you love me anyway?

Terrible, terrible, terrible

My makeup is terrible

Terrible, terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Terrible, terrible

Our makeup is terrible

But I love you anyway

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