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Artist: Albert Hammond Jr.
Canonical path: /albert-hammond-jr/rude-customer
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Rude Customer
Read Rude Customer lyrics by Albert Hammond Jr. on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Rude Customer
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You
You ask for the bill
He brings you the change
You want him to go
But you just don't know his name
It's all just the same
It's the room you never thought
That you wanted
Give it time and you will see that you
Want to, want to
These words ain't solutions for you
One too many times you got lucky
You're afraid to coexist but you
Want to, want to
Want to, want to
You
He wants you to be
He asks you his faults
He says we're alone
Don't you know you're the cause?
You
You ask for the bill
He tells you his name
You want him to go
But it won't feel the same
It's the room you never thought
That you wanted
Give it time and you will see that you
Want to, want to
These words ain't solutions for you
One too many times you got lucky
You're afraid to coexist but you
Want to, want to
It could be the change
You act rather strange
Could be your fault
You asked for his name
Why did you ask for his name
I saw him let down his guard
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