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Artist: Albin De La Simone
Canonical path: /albin-de-la-simone/catastrophe
Related lyric paths: 6
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Catastrophe
Read Catastrophe lyrics by Albin De La Simone on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Catastrophe
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Il est vingt heures j'ai froid aux pieds
En pyjama sur le palier
Un courant d'air et tout bascule
Claquer sans clé je suis bien nul
Gros-Jean debout devant la porte
De mon appartement fermé
Alors qu'au feu brûle le fond
De mon dîner dans un poêlon
Aïe Aïe Aïe
Catastrophe
On est mardi et le mardi
Moi je repasse mes habits
Malheur n'arrivant jamais seul
Le dîner crame, le fer aussi
De la musique, un verre de vin
Je l'aimais bien ce soir d'été
Mais maintenant l'eau de mon bain
Va déborder sur le parquet
Aïe Aïe Aïe
Catastrophe
Un courant d'air et tout bascule
Claquer sans clé je suis bien nul
Et voilà je l'entends pleurer
La fumée l'aura réveillée
Elle voudrai mais n'ouvrira pas
Eléonore n'a que huit mois
Aïe Aïe Aïe
Catastrophe
Ma fille les doigts dans la prise
Ma fille au milieu des couteaux
Ma fille et le piment oiseau
Ma fille enjambe le balcon
Ma fille repasse un pantalon
Ma fille allume une bougie
Et caetera et caetera
Aïe Aïe Aïe
Catastophe
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