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Artist: Alcoholocaust
Canonical path: /alcoholocaust/porno-star
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Porno Star
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Porno Star
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it all started just like this, my girlfriend walked in on my dad takin' a whizz, man
she came back sreamin' "hey boy, why isn't yours as big as his?"
ow i stand here in a state of shock 'cuz my girlfriend's gonna be daydreamin' about my dad's, well, you know
every time we go to make love, she's gonna be thinkin' about him!
john holmes, ron jeremy, they fill out their BVD's
they might be bigger than you or me but, they can't hold a candle to my D.A.D. 'cuz
daddy should'a been a porno star
there's a twinkle in her eye, it's plain to see, and a void that exists between her and me
ever since the day she saw dad's anatomy
i know the cubic weight of mercury
hell man, i know the capital of china
but now i know i'm not the biggest thing to ever be inside mom's, well, you know!
says he's got a mean machine and he keeps it hidden in his jeans
no, genetics wasn't fair to me, man, the joke is in my pants you'll see...
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