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Artist: Alestorm
Canonical path: /alestorm/cannonball
Related lyric paths: 6
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Cannonball
Read Cannonball lyrics by Alestorm on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Cannonball
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I'm on an epic quest
Far across the sea
I've got a fucking cannon
And the urge for piracy
Your ship is in our sights
It's loaded up with rum
But before we steal it all
We'll torture you for fun
Read! My! Lips!
Every single one of you will die
Fire! At! Will!
Gonna smear your entrails on the sky
The voodoo curse is now inside your brain
It's gonna force you to inflict endless pain
Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Put your dick in a blender
Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Get drunk and dig for treasure
Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Put your dick in a blender
Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Get drunk and dig for treasure
On the quest that lasts forevеr more
I drank a mystic brew
I bought in Paraguay
The voodoo man assurеd me
That it wouldn't make me die
Instead I got a thirst
For murder and revenge
I'm gonna kill you back to life
And torture you again
Taste! My! Blade!
Gonna shove it deep into your guts
You! Will! Die!
You are well and truly very fucked
Five hundred years
I've cursed your wretched name
This doom unending will drive your mind insane
Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Put your dick in a blender
Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Get drunk and dig for treasure
Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Put your dick in a blender
Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Get drunk and dig for treasure
On the quest that lasts forever more
Holy shit let's go!
Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Put your dick in a blender
Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Get drunk and dig for treasure
Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Put your dick in a blender
Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Get drunk and dig for treasure
On the quest that lasts forevermore
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