Chomp Chomp

Chomp chomp!

Chomp chomp!

Sailing out of Mexico heading up to New Orleans

Heard about the biggest treasure

Horde outside the Caribbean

One stormy night in Caillou Bay

We smashed into the reef

A flash of claws, a crash of jaws

A load of big white teeth

If you see an alligator

In your refrigerator

You better say see ya later

Or you might end up dead

They say you should never smile

Right at a crocodile

He'll drag you down into the deep

And eat your fucking head

Chomp chomp!

Chomp chomp!

Chomp Chomp Chomp

Our captain was the first to go

He got ripped into shreds

Still screaming as the alligator swallowed down his legs

One by one the crew all died in several nasty ways

The vision of that massacre still haunts me to this day

If you find a giant cayman

You're gonna have a really bad day man

There's nothing more to say than

I won't see you in a while

Not even Russell Crowe

With a giant crossbow

Ain't got a snowballs chance in hell

To save you from that crocodile

Chomp chomp!

Chomp chomp!

Why oh why, did I jump into that swamp?

Mauled to death by alligators

All singing chomp chomp chomp

Time to die, on a sub-aquatic romp

Mauled to death by alligators

All singing chomp chomp chomp

Chomp chomp!

Chomp chomp!

Chomp chomp!