Flipped With A Sausage
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Flipped With A Sausage
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Flip you, you're a silly sausage
We're going to poke you right in the leg
Flip you, with a mash potato
You're all smelly ploppy heads
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
We're going to poke you right in the leg
Flip you, with a mash potato
You're all smelly ploppy heads
(Go!)
For thirty odd years
I have lived with this curse
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
By a witch doctor from over the seas
Casting his strange voodoo magic on me
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
An endless tirade of four letter words
I lash out in anger at all in my way
Shocking unspeakable things that I say
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
We're gonna poke you right in the leg
Flip you, with a mash potato
You're all smelly ploppy heads
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
We're gonna poke you right in the leg
Flip you, with a mash potato
You're all smelly ploppy heads
(You smell!)
Long I have waited to have my revenge
To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
We'll creep up behind him, so hard to detect
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
And donate money to a children's charity
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
We're gonna poke you right in the leg
Flip you, with a mash potato
You're all smelly ploppy heads
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
We're gonna poke you right in the leg
Flip you, with a mash potato
You're all smelly ploppy heads
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
We're gonna poke you right in the leg
Flip you, with a mash potato
You're all smelly ploppy heads
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
We're gonna poke you right in the leg
Flip you, with a mash potato
You're all smelly ploppy heads
(Mash potato!)
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