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Flipped With A Sausage

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Flipped With A Sausage

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Flip you, you're a silly sausage

We're going to poke you right in the leg

Flip you, with a mash potato

You're all smelly ploppy heads

Flip you, you're a silly sausage

We're going to poke you right in the leg

Flip you, with a mash potato

You're all smelly ploppy heads

(Go!)

For thirty odd years

I have lived with this curse

My vocabulary was stunted at birth

By a witch doctor from over the seas

Casting his strange voodoo magic on me

Now when I speak, it's rather absurd

An endless tirade of four letter words

I lash out in anger at all in my way

Shocking unspeakable things that I say

Flip you, you're a silly sausage

We're gonna poke you right in the leg

Flip you, with a mash potato

You're all smelly ploppy heads

Flip you, you're a silly sausage

We're gonna poke you right in the leg

Flip you, with a mash potato

You're all smelly ploppy heads

(You smell!)

Long I have waited to have my revenge

To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end

So I have gathered a ship and a crew

We're sailing to find him, we know what to do

On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects

We'll creep up behind him, so hard to detect

We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars

And donate money to a children's charity

Flip you, you're a silly sausage

We're gonna poke you right in the leg

Flip you, with a mash potato

You're all smelly ploppy heads

Flip you, you're a silly sausage

We're gonna poke you right in the leg

Flip you, with a mash potato

You're all smelly ploppy heads

Flip you, you're a silly sausage

We're gonna poke you right in the leg

Flip you, with a mash potato

You're all smelly ploppy heads

Flip you, you're a silly sausage

We're gonna poke you right in the leg

Flip you, with a mash potato

You're all smelly ploppy heads

(Mash potato!)

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