Pirate's Scorn

When I was a young lad

My father said to me

Arr, lend an ear and learn some pirate history

Once a fearsome pirate ruled the seven seas

He was your great-great-great-grand-pappy, Quint Skurvy

He told me tall tales of his ill-begotten gains

But the greatest treasure of them all

Still haunts me to this day

I'll make you swab the deck

And then I'll throw you in the brig

I swear I'll make you walk the plank

To right the wrong you did

The day you mess with Skurvy

You'll wish you were never born

When the coconut is mine

Then you'll feel this pirate's scorn

He hid it in an idol

Where it stayed for many years

But the eye of Inka Dinka Doo

Did shed the crystal tear

It laid upon the ground until

Much to my surprise

A stupid ape just wandered by

And snatched my treasured prize

He discovered it possessed extraordinary power

And stealing it from Skurvy would be his darkest hour

I'll make you swab the deck

And then I'll throw you in the brig

I swear I'll make you walk the plank

To right the wrong you did

The day you mess with Skurvy

You'll wish you were never born

When the coconut is mine

Then you'll feel this pirate's scorn

Alright then crew

Let's show these filthy landlubbers

What we're made of

Are ya ready?

Let 'er rip

I'll make you swab the deck

And then I'll throw you in the brig

I swear I'll make you walk the plank

To right the wrong you did

The day you mess with Skurvy

You'll wish you were never born

When the coconut is mine

Then you'll feel this pirate's scorn

When the coconut is mine

Then you'll feel this pirate's scorn