Brianstorm

Brian

Top marks for not tryin'

So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness

We're grateful and so strangely comforted

And I wonder

Are you puttin' us under?

'Cos we can't take our eyes

Off the t-shirt and ties combination

Well, see you later, innovator

Some want to kiss, some want to kick you

There's not a net you couldn't slip through

Or at least that's the impression I get

'Cos you're smooth and you're wet

And she's not aware yet, but she's yours

She'll be sayin' "use me"

Show me the jacuzzi

I imagine that it's there on a plate

You're whole rendezvous rate

Means that you'll never be frightened

To make 'em wait for a while

I doubt it's your style

Not to get what you set

Out to acquire

The odds are on fire

You are the unforecasted storm

Calm, collected and commanding

(Top marks for not tryin')

You leave the other story standing

With your renditions and jokes

Bet there's hundreds of blokes

That have wept, 'cos you've stolen their...

Thunder

Are you putting us under?

'Cos we can't take our eyes

Off the t-shirt and ties combination

Well, see you later, innovator