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Artist: Alface Crespa
Canonical path: /alface-crespa/haole-nao-sei-surfar
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Haole - Não Sei Surfar
Read Haole - Não Sei Surfar lyrics by Alface Crespa on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Haole - Não Sei Surfar
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Fui com a minha mãe comprar uma prancha para eu ser
Um surfista eu vou virar, muitas ondas vou descer
Vou morar na praia, vou morar com o sol
Você de mini saia, a minha vida eu vou mudar
Vou pegar aquela onda com a musica na mente, underground
Vou botar lá pra dentro, eu vou logo me entocar
Mas eu não sei surfar
só sei comer e cagar
Vou remar pro outside, o meu rumo é pra lá
Vou chuverar todo mundo, eu vou apavorar
Mas eu não sei surfar
só sei comer e cagar
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