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Artist: Alfons
Canonical path: /alfons/funny-and-the-wee
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Funny And The Wee
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Funny And The Wee
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It's funny how we go to banging just from drinking tea
These days all we need is Tinder, fanny and a wee
Fuck the sweets and just give me the D
Give me the fucking D
Give me the fucking D
Give me the fucking D, D, D, D, D, D
Give me the fucking D
Give me the fucking D
Give me the fucking D, D, D, D, D, D
It's funny how we go to banging just from drinking tea
These days all we need is Tinder, fanny and a wee
Fuck the sweets and just give me the D
Give me the fucking D
Give me the fucking D
Give me the fucking D, D, D, D, D
Give me the fucking D
Give me the fucking D
Give me the fucking D, D, D, D, D, D
It's funny how we go to banging just from drinking tea
These days all we need is Tinder, fanny and a wee
Fuck the sweets and just give me the D
Give me the fucking D
Give me the fucking D
Give me the fucking D, D, D, D, D
Give me the fucking D
Give me the fucking D
Give me the fucking D, D, D, D, D, D
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