Hey Bulldog

Sheepdog standing in the rain

Bullfrog doing it again

Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles

What makes you think you're something special when you smile?

Child-like, no one understands

Jackknife in your sweaty hands

Some kind of innocence is measured out in years

You don't know what it's like to listen to your fears

You can talk to me

You can talk to me

Yeah, you can talk to me

If you're lonely you can talk to me

C'mon now

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon

Big man walking in the park

Wigwam, you're frightened of the dark

Some kind of solitude is measured out in you

You think you know me, but you haven't got a clue, do ya?

You can talk to me

You can talk to me

You can talk to me

If you're lonely you can talk to?

You can talk to me

You can talk to me

Yeah, you can talk to me

If you're lonely you can talk to me

Oh, bite me Steve

C'mon now

Oh, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon

Hey bulldog

Hey, hey bulldog

Hey, hey, hey bulldog

What is that? A gay bulldog?

Oh, where's Paris? You jump out of her purse?

Hey, hey bulldog

Ah, bulldog

Give it to me, Steve

One more time, c'mon, c'mon

Hey, hey bulldog

You aint no bulldog

You is a California Chihuahua

In Detroit, we have bulldogs

Hey, bulldog

Bull, bulldog

Somebody put a muzzle on him

Bull, bulldog

Quit peein' on my leg

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, bulldog

Roll over, play dead

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, bulldog

C'mon, big bulldog