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Artist: Alice Donut
Canonical path: /alice-donut/new-jersey-exit
Related lyric paths: 6
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New Jersey Exit
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New Jersey Exit
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Yeah, Due to acne.
Due to heavy metal.
Due to Fred and Barney, Wilma and Pebbles.
New Jersey Exit
Suzy's got the flu.
Well, maybe this will clear up her sinuses
She's got nothing better to do.
You're kids are having a gas
(in the garage)(3X)
Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah!
Daddy comes home
To the kiddie circus.
Charlie, get out of that car.
Sorry, Daddy got rigor mortis.
You're kids are having a gas
(in the garage)(3X)
Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah!
(instrumental break)
(What's the use, anyway?)
If something's pretty much dead,
you might as well shoot it.
What will this do to car insurance?
How 'bout the family unit?
Seven at a time
Death extravaganza
Little Joe and Hoss
Never did this on Bonanza
You're kids are having a gas
(in the garage)(3X)
Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah!
You're kids are having a gas
(in the garage)(2X)
You're kids are getting gassed.
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