Windshield Of Love

I'm your aching mutant, baby

Come rub my head.

I'm a unicef poster, baby, so underfed.

Wrapped in your bodybag, I can feel the seams

Lying on the carpet, I'm just what I seem.

You're a whirling dervish

High on the mount.

You play with my freak of love

then throw me out.

(chorus)

I can feel the impact

Someone get the squeegee(2x)

Scrape me off this windshield of love.

Take a swig from the bottle, baby

I like to share.

You don't know that I exist

You don't even care.

Sliding down that greasy pole

to catch that wiggling pig.

Let's see where you get off.

Let's see what I get in.

(chorus)

(instumental break)

I'm always losing baby, what did I expect?

Zero, big fat nothing baby, that's what I get.

Wrapped in your bodybag

I can feel the seams.

Dying on the carpet

I'm just what I seem.

You're a whirling dervish

High on the mount.

You play with my freak of love

then throw me out.

(chorus).