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Artist: Allie X
Canonical path: /allie-x/stupid-hat
Related lyric paths: 6
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Stupid Hat
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Stupid Hat
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Oh God, look at your beat
Got a keyboard, got a publishing deal
Your face is made of shit
Your music, it ain't got no hit
Do you have a stylist? Do you have a wardrobe?
Do you have a wardrobe? Stylist, wardrobe
What's the fucking deal with that thing on your head?
Does it make you any cooler? I know you're not fresh
Stupid hat on a stupid face
Get a hold of yourself
Stop taking up space
Stupid hat on a stupid face
Get a hold of yourself
Stop taking up space
Do you have a cool song? Or a plain or lame?
Do you have a cool song? Lame song, cool song?
Have you wrote a bad song? You've been through, it's so bad
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Stupid hat on a stupid face
Get a hold of yourself
Stop taking up space
When did your hat get so fucking stupid?
When did your face get so shitty?
I'd love to go shopping with you sometime
Do you think you could DDM me your stylist's phone?
Do you think it's gonna hurt our chances of winning the Juno
If our first single out of the bag is an attack on [?]
Unlikely
Can you count to four? Or will you insult five now?
Four now, five now
Porno fingernail
What's the fucking deal with that thing on your head?
Does it make you any cooler? I know you're not fresh
Stupid hat on a stupid face
Stupid hat on a stupid face
Stupid hat on a stupid face
Stupid hat on a stupid face
Stupid hat, stupid hat, shitty face
Stupid hat, stupid hat, shitty face
Where'd you got a hat that bad?
Did you get it on the black market?
Here you come that shitty face
But mostly, your hat
Two, three, four
You got a really nice hat
Yeah a really nice score on that
Sorry, but your hat is making me fucking sick
Stupid hat, stupid hat, shitty face
Stupid hat, stupid hat, shitty face
Stupid hat, stupid hat, shitty face
Stupid hat, stupid hat, shitty face
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