Happily Married Man

Owww.

I ain't seen my wife for two or three years,

I'm a happily married man.

A-since she left I been running wild,

Jumpin all the woman I can.

Gave me some trouble for a little while,

But, now I'm back to my old style.

I ain't seen my wife for two or three years,

I'm a happily married man.

Ah, yes I am.

And furthermore,

Ain't got no home, no children, no pets,

I'm a happily married man.

When I get tired, I just lay down,

I sleep wherever I am.

Now there's three lilly pedals growin from my sink,

And I don't have to worry bout em takin a drink.

I ain't seen my wife for two or three years,

I'm a happily married man.

Now my new old lady is out of sight,

I'm a happily married man.

She's lovin me everyday and a every night,

Just as much as she can.

Now, I don't have to worry bout sleepin pills,

And knives and guns or doctor bills.

Now, I ain't seen my wife for two or three years,

I'm a happily married man.

Happily married man.

Parting with you was such a sweet, sorrow.

Whoooo.

Owww.