How To Know If a Girl Is a Lesbian (Official Song)

You don't wear a beanie in the summer for no reason

Or baseball tee when it's not baseball season

If you check her nails and they're always trimmed

Or Kstew is her style twin

She knows a little bit too much about the l word

She rolls her sleeves up when she's wearing pocket t-shirts

And when she compliments

You just feel confident

You know that she rolls but you're still not sure

Oh or maybe she's just being nice

Oh or you can take my advice

If she loks like she'd want a few cats

If her closet is full of snapbacks

You lock eyes thet implies

That you're in luck my friend

'Cause she's probably a lesbian

Blue isn't just her favorite color it's the watmest

And her low cut tank top collection is enourmous

If plaid or flannels are her go to thing

Sit back and listen to your gaydar ping

She walks around just like she owns the place

Yoi mention pride and she can't keep a straight face

Sometimes the hottie-ness

Just make it obvious

But it doesn't happen every single case

Oh or maybe she's just being nice

Oh or you can take my advice

If she loks like she'd want a few cats

If her closet is full of snapbacks

You lock eyes thet implies

That you're in luck my friend

'Cause she's probably a lesbian

If she does all these things but she's not out of the closet

Then we don't know for sure

But I'm sure gonna call it

Win some or lose some you roll the dice

When you're taking my advice, but

If she loks like she'd want a few cats

If her closet is full of snapbacks

You lock eyes thet implies

That you're in luck my friend

'Cause she's probably a lesbian

If her purse is also a backpack

She's alawys watching Orange Is The New Black

You lock lips I insist

That you're in luck my friend

'Cause se's probably a lesbian