Miss Fortune

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I met a girl by her name Miss Fortune

Her dady was a very rich man

He told me with sympathy: take caution

If you wanna take my little girl's hand

See money that I have might be good for something

.. to another

And little Miss Fortune is short to become

Unfortunately just like her mother

I've seen her back when I was young and dumb

I had a choice

Before me and mama Fortune got wed

Between riding a bus or driving a new Rolls Royce yeah

And I decided what I wanted was the ….

But the problem we're having in everything you want

Is you never really know what you need

Now Miss Fortune is as poor as little Debbie Toung

And it's my fault so I suggest you take my heal/heat

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So you met my little girl Miss Fortune

And you know that I'm a very rich man

I told you to precede with caution

If you wanna take my little girl's hand

See money that I have might be good for something

…. To another

And little Miss Fortune was short to become

Unfortunately just like her mother

Well I thanked Miss Fortune father

Said I understand

But you're trying to talk me down

Yes you are

Listen here:

You ain't have to bother

'Cause I'm a real strong man

I'm sure I can turn your daughter around

See what she needs is someone who can take control

Let the girl know her place and how to play her role

Tell her all the money in the world cannot please her sole

What she needs is stop acting like twelve years old

When I put the ring on her finger

Everything started to change

And I looked at myself in the mirror

You know I was looking strange

She asked me out every day spending money

No cars were ever big as theirs

See I forget what life was all about

Little Miss Fortune was to blame

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So I married this girl Miss Fortune

Her father was a very rich man

And even though he told me take caution

If I would took he's little girl's hand

See money don't do everybody the same

…. to a brother

And little Miss Fortune was short to become

Unfortunately just like her mother

You gotta watch out for Miss Fortune

But you must proceed with caution

Don't let little lady look pass you by

…. give the race a try

All I wanted was a little dance with Lady Luck

But she won't give me a chance

What I could use was a little peace

But she refuses to show her face

And all I wanted was a little dance with Lady Luck

But she won't give me a chance

What I could use was a little peace

But she refuses to show her face

Miss Fortune Miss Fortune