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Artist: Alvin
Canonical path: /alvin/grow-a-pear
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Grow a Pear
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Grow a Pear
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Last night i had enough of you, i put on the brakes
And i could tell you took it hard, it was all over your face
Since you were slipping and flipping, but here is the cinch
I signed up for a man but you are just a bitch
You should know
That i love
You a lot
But i just can't date a dude with a vagg
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you'd cry about this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, i think you're hot, i think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pair you can call me back
When i first met you, panties dropping
Every time i saw you it was on and
One day you asked if we could just talk and
That's the reason why i'm walking
If i am honest
I'm just not hooked on your phonics
I'm not trying to be rude or crude
I just wanted one thing from you and you got confused
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
And, no, i don't want to see your mangina
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
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