Teabagged To Death

The other night I had a craving

For some fresh warm dripping meat

So I went out to find a crack-whore

Not too infested with disease

Once I found a suitable specimen and took her in my truck

I noticed I had a hard-on and that I needed a fuck

Though this bitch didn't look too bad

The state of her cunt was pretty bad

It seemed she had some sort of crust

Made of blood, cum, shit and pus

So I asked her, "Bitch, how much for a blowjob?"

She said, "For ten bucks I'll suck your dick like a doorknob"

I whipped it out, she took it deep-throat

That's when I started feeling disgust and doubt

While she was sucking and slurping away

I decided to put an end to this play

So I grabbed my knife, sharpened and white

And prepared to put an end to her filthy life

Teabagged to death - I brought that knife down into her neck

Teabagged to death - My testicles in her mouth trembled as she retched

Teabagged to death - I didn't expect she'd bite down so hard

Teabagged to death - I had to slit her guts open to get my fucking balls out