Makin' Whoopie

Another bride Another June

Another sunny honey moon

Another season, another reason

For makin' whoopie

A lot of shoes, a lot of rice

The groom is nervous. he answers twice

It's really killin' that he's so willin'

To make whoopee

Picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling

Picture the same sweet love nest

Think what a year can bring

He's washing dishes and baby cloths

He's so ambitious he even sows

But don't forget folks that's what you get folks

For makin' whoopee

Another year or maybe less

What's this I hear? Well you can't you guess

She feels neglected and he's suspected

Of makin' whoopee

She sits alone most every night

He doesn't phone, he doesn't write

He says he's busy and she says "is he?"

He's makin' whoopee

He doesn't make much money

Only five thousand per

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says you'll get six to her

He says now judge if I fail

The judge says budge straight into jail

You better keep her I think it's cheaper

Than makin' whoopee