Mr. Weinstein Will See You Now

Your seven hundredth bedroom

The waiter brings the bill

You came here dressed for battle

You knew damn well

The sharpening of axes

The fat man rings a bell (don't touch me, I'm not here to help)

He'll smother what he captures (move over)

You know damn well

Every door behind you closing

You're a very lucky girl

Every velvet rope that opens

Every time the robe unfurls

You came here with a wish-list (move over)

You came with bows and bells (I'm not here to have)

You came here armed for action (move over before I shelve myself)

You knew the drill (I'm not here to help you)

Every man behind the curtain

Jerking knobs and smoking guns

Shut your eyes pay no attention

Just keep calm and carry on

Black or blue, you choose

You're free to be in between

Play or lose, you say

It's not what you meant to mean

Black or blue, you mean

What? You've got to be kidding

Just turn me over

Fast

And

Let's get this over with

Let's get this over with

Let's get this over with

Let's get this over with

You crouch down in the bathroom (our time is at a loss)

The mirrors make you sick (won't have you in me)

You hear him channel surfing (won't have you near me, no, at any cost)

You knew this script (run now, girl, run)

Your shirt is on the table (run now, girl, toss back the cover, lay your buttons on the ground)

Your skirt is on the floor (I dare you not to lay back down, your fetish on the floor)

You did what anybody would (bless me with the strategy to chip away your smell)

Walk the nightmare out the door

Every version has two endings

Every time the penny drops

Open casket, open casting

This is where the story stops

I storm out through the hallway

I leave the scars inside

You won't portray my picture

This film is mine

Every door that closes opens

You may cut this lucky girl

Say you've got (say you want me)

A lot of nerve (say you'll haunt me)

Just walking in here (say you're angry)

On your own (say you're honest)

So come and get it (say you're honest)

You deserve it (say you're sorry)

Everybody wants to rule the world (say you're sorry)

Black or blue, you choose

You're free to be in between

Play or lose, you say

It's still not what you meant to mean

Black or blue, you mean

What? You can't be serious

Don't you dare forget

That I'm the one writing this

I'm the one writing this (and this never happened)

Oh, I'm the one writing this (this never happened)

I'm the one writing this (this never happened)