Sweet Transvestite

How do you do i

See you've met my faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down 'cause when you knocked

He thought you were the candy-man

Don't get strung out by the way i look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a girl by the light of day

But by night i'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From sin... sational transylvania

Let me show you around

Maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you like something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take you in an old steve reeves movie

Well you got caught with a flat

Well how about that

Well babies don't you panic

By the light of the night

It'll all seem alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From sin... sational transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night - night

Or maybe a bite - bite

I could show you my favorite obsession

Ive been making a man with blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From sin... sational transylvania

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From sin... sational transylvania

So come up to the lab and see whats on the slab

I see you shiver with antici.....pation

But maybe the rain isn't really to blame

So i'll remove the cause but not the symptom