Mr. Jones (Are You Coming To Bed)

I've often wondered what it was like to be married

I've often wondered why for so long I have tarried

But I was wed this mornin'

And now I am a missus

So without much warning

I'll know what married bliss is

Mr. Jones are you comin' to bed

Mr. Jones are you comin' to bed

You've been awful rough

And you've done your stuff

Oh it's just as well we're wed

Mr. Jones are you comin' to bed

Mr. Jones, can you really be mine

Mr. Jones, oh you're lookin' devine

You've been on the loose

And you've cooked your goose

So it's just as well we're wed

Mr. Jones are you comin' to bed

Now's your chance,

Here comes romance

I can't bear you out of my sight

So don't blow out that light

Oh Mr. Jones, you're so hard to resist

Mr. Jones, if I've gotta be kissed

It's a darn good thing

That you bought that ring

And it's just as well were wed

Mr. Jones are you comin' to bed

Mr. Jones, won't you get out of bed

Mr. Jones, won't you get out of bed

Here's your morning tea

And it's half past three

That's the worst of bein' wed

Mr. Jones, won't you get out of bed

Mr. Jones, I don't want to be rude

Mr. Jones, don't you want any food

Just a steak and chips

Gee, it's half past six

That's the worst of bein' wed

Mr. Jones, won't you get out of bed

You've had a snooze

You've read the news

I can't think what mother would say

You've wasted all the day

Oh Mr. Jones, now it's terribly late

Mr. Jones, it's a quarter to eight

Better say goodnight

And blow out that light

And get straight back to bed

Mr. Jones are you comin' to bed