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Artist: Amélie - A New Musical
Canonical path: /amelie-a-new-musical/there-s-no-place-like-gnome
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There's No Place Like Gnome
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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There's No Place Like Gnome
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[Gnome]
Greeting from the great wall of china!
[Raphael]
Here's another from the u.s
[Gnome]
Sending lots of luck from las vegas!
[Raphael]
Every week a new address
[Gnome]
Cheerio from buckingham palace!
[Raphael]
I admit he looks good as a guard
But I want him back in my backyard
[Gnome]
Rio de janeiro's brazilliant
[Raphael]
Do you see that crack in his clay?
[Gnome]
Here today gone to maui
[Raphael]
His black paint's fading to gray
[Gnome]
Traveling the world is tremendous
[Raphael]
But for a garden gnome, its gotta be hard
But I just want him back in my backyard
[Gnome]
Put on my pointy shoes
And board another plane
Race down to monaco
Chase down a bull in spain
The stewardesses they always wonder
Doesn't matter where I roam
She asks "are you one of santa's elves?"
And I say "ma'am I am a gnome!"
[Raphael]
I just want him back in my backyard
I just want him back in my backyard
I just want him back where he belongs
Back when nothing moves
Back before these feelings made me feel things
[Amélie]
Dad, it's really good to see you
Here's a glass of water; take a sip
I know that change isn't easy
I'm glad that you made the trip
Why don't you look at the menu?
Meet a few of my friends while you can
You like the white wine and mussels
Dad, this is suzanne
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