Sarah Palin Rap

one two three

my name is sarah palin you all know me

vice president nominee of the gop

gonna need your vote in the next election

can i get a 'what what' from the senior section

mccain got experience, mccain got style

but don't let him freak you out when he tries to smile

cause that smile be creepy

but when i be vp

all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me

how's it go eskimo

(eskimos)

tell me what you know eskimo

(eskimos)

how you feel eskimo

(ice cold)

tell me tell me what you feel eskimo

(super cold)

i'm jeremiah wright cause tonight i'm the preacha

i got a bookish look and you're all hot for teacha

todd lookin fine on his snow machine

so hot boy gonna need a go between

in wasilla we just chill baby chilla

but when i see oil lets drill baby drill

my country tis a thee

from my porch i can see

russia and such

all the mavericks in the house put your hands up

all the mavericks in the house put your hands up

all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up

all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up

when i say 'obama' you say 'ayers'

obama. (ayers) obama (ayers)

i built me a bridge - it ain't goin' nowhere.

(ohhh)

mccain, palin, gonna put the nail in the coffin

of the media elite

(she likes red meat)

shoot a mother-humpin moose, eight days of the week

[three gunshots]

now ya dead, now ya dead,

cause i'm an animal, and i'm bigger than you

holdin a shotgun walk in the pub

everybody party, we're goin on a hunt

la la la la la la la la

[six gunshots]

yo i'm palin, i'm out!