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Fake Palindromes

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Fake Palindromes

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My dewy-eyed disney bride what has tried

Swapping your blood with formaldehyde

Monsters?

Whiskey-plied voices cried fratricide!

Jesus don't you know that you could have died

You should have died

With the monsters that talk

Monsters what walk the earth

She's got red lipstick and a bright pair of shoes

She's got knee-high socks what to cover a bruise

She's got an old death kit

She's been meaning to use

She's got blood in her eyes in her eyes for you

She's got blood in her eyes for you

Certain fads, stripes and plaids, singles ads

They run you hot and cold like a rheostat...

...I mean a thermostat

So you bite on a towel, hope it won't hurt too bad

My dewy-eyed disney bride what has tried

Swapping your blood with formaldehyde

What the monsters that talk

Monsters what walk the earth

She says I like long walks and sci-fi movies

You're six foot tall and east coast bred

Some lonely night we can get together

And I'm gonna tie your wrists with leather

And drill a tiny hole into your head

And I'm gonna drill a tiny hole into your head

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