Iran So Far

They say true love comes only once in a lifetime

and even though we're from opposite ends of the earth,

my heart tells me you're the one for me.

Mahmoud

I remember when it started, saw you on the news

you were hating gays

I was eating food

but I was feeling you, and even though I disagreed with almost everything you said

you ain't wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me

Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me

Mahmoud make my heart beating out of my chest

my mind says no but my body says yes

Nuclear threat, the only threat I see,

is the threat of you not coming home with me.

Our love for each other's like when atoms collide

Can't express how I feel

Hey yo Adam let's ride.

And Iran, Iran so far away

is your home, but in my heart you'll stay

He ran, for the president of Iran

we ran together to a tropical island

my man, Mahmoud is known for violence

smiling, if he can still do it then I can

they call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval

you can blame the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel

S&M, listenin' when we're wrestlin'

You can be the port that I park my vessel in

So I try to make the tv

but you can still see me

with your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs

And your hairy butt…

Yeah.

And Iran, Iran so far away

come home, and in my arms you'll stay

Used to look at the stars and dream

'round the world the same stars we've seen

And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud.

Talk smooth to me

Without a tie.

You pants high waist damn so fly.

We can take a trip to the animal zoo

and laugh at all the funny things that animals do

Like Eugene, you got me strait trippin' boo

hope you look at my eyes and say I'm trippin' too

You say Iran don't have a bomb but they already do

you should know by now, it's you.

And Iran, Iran so far away

is your home, but in my heart you'll stay

You crazy for this world Mahmoud

You can deny the holocaust all you want

But you can't deny that there's something between us

I know you say there's no gays in Iran

But you're in New York baby

So time to stop hiding,

And start living

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