I'M Mad

DrSns: Wake up! It's late!

It's twenty minutes after eight

Everyone get up; it's time to go

Up and at 'em now

Come on; shake a leg

Have some juice and scrambled egg

On the floor and out the door

Let's get on our way.

Dot : Hey, watch out!

Yakko: What's the matter?

Dot : You almost knocked me off the ladder

Yakko: No I didn't

Dot : Yes you did; I almost fell

Yakko: Don't exaggerate

Dot : I'm not

Yakko: Yeah, right

Dot : Are you trying to pick a fight?

Yakko: Will you get out of my face?!

Dot : Well, you're always in my space

DrSns: Hey get off each other's case

Because we're trying to get along.

Wakko: I want pancakes

Or a waffle

This tastes awful

Is that all we've got?

Can't find my clothes

And I need to blow my nose

And my socks are full holes

And my shoelace has a knot.

Dot : That's my toothbrush

Yakko: No it's not

Dot : Well, it's sitting in my slot

Yakko: No it isn't; this is mine and that one's yours

Dot : Well, you're standing in my way

Yakko: Yeah, that's tough

DrSns: Alright now that's enough

Everybody get your stuff

Because we're going out the door.

DrSns: Every time we get into the car

It's so much work

It takes us twenty minutes

While you're driving me berserk

With your playing und your jumping

Und your running all about

When I finally get you inside

You always lock me out!

Dot : I'm mad, I'm mad

I'm really, really, really mad

You poked me with your elbow in my side

Yakko: No I didn't!

Dot : Yes you did

Yakko: Nuh-uh

Dot : You did

And I'm just a little kid

You're lying; don't deny it

Yakko: Oh, I'm gonna hit you

Dot : Yeah, just try it

DrSns: Will both of you be quiet

'Cause we're driving in a car!

Dot : Ow, he hit me!

Yakko: Ow, she bit me!

Dot : He said he's gonna "get me"

Yakko: No I didn't

Dot : Yes you did!

DrSns: Alright that's it; now I forbid

Either one of you to say another word!

Wakko: Are we there yet?

I'm tired.

I'm hungry.

How far?

My nose is snotty

Need to move my body

Gotta use the potty

Better stop the car.

Dot : Stop it!

Yakko: No, you stop it

DrSns: Why can't you both just drop it?

Dot : Well, he started it

Yakko: Oh, yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh

Dot : Na-ah

Yakko: Uh-uh

Dot : It's your fault

Yakko: No it's not.

Your leg is in my spot

DrSns: Yakko you be quiet

Und that goes for you too, Dot!

DrSnS: Every time we take a trip

It's always just the same

With the fighting und the biting

Und the calling all those names

Then there's pushing und there's shoving

Und there's scratching on the neck

When we finally get to where we're going

Everyone's a wreck!

YW+D : Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!

Dot : I'm mad, I'm mad Wakko: Are we there yet?

I'm really, really, really mad I'm tired.

You poked me with your elbow in my side I'm hungry.

Yakko: No I didn't! How far?

Dot : Yes, you did, you did My nose is snotty

And I'm just a little kid Need to move my body

DrSns: Will both of you be quiet Got to use the potty

'Cause we're driving in a car! Better stop the car.

DrSns: We're here, we're here

Doesn't anybody want to give a cheer?

Yakko: You mean this is where we're all gonna spend the day?

Dot : At the circus?!

Wakko: Hey, guys, look! They got rides!

DrSns: Now you're satisfied?

Alright, everyone inside

And let's have some fun, okay?

YW+D : Yay!!!

Dot : I'm glad, I'm glad

What a really great time we had

Did you see those lions and those tigers

Weren't they neat?

DrSns: Are you happy now?

Dot : We are; thanks a lot

I'm sorry that we fought

From now on I'll get along

Yakko: That's alright, Dot; I was wrong

DrSns: Ah that's nice, now come along

Let's all get in the car.

Dot : You can take the seat you like

You're always so gallant

Yakko: Ah, thank you, Dot, but ladies first

You take the seat you want

DrSns: Everybody's happy now

We've had a real good day

Und now it's time to go back home

So let's be on our way.

Dot : You hit me

Yakko: No I didn't

Dot : Yes you did. Stop it!

Yakko: No, you stop it

Dot : Move your leg

Yakko: No, you move your leg

Dot : You started it

Yakko: No I didn't, you did

Dot : No I didn't, you did

Yakko: So what?

Dot : You always start it!

Yakko: Don't you cross that line!

Dot : You're not the boss of me!

Yakko: This is where the line is, right here!

Dot : Oh yeah? Since when? Get out of my face! I'm the boss here!

Yakko: Dr Scratchansniff, she started it!