Noel Song

To spell Santa's name is easy to do

You write S A N T and another A, too

But no L, no L, Santa's name has no L

And he won't be too pleased if you don't learn to spell

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch water from a well

But when neither one could find it, Jill started to yell

No well, no well, can't believe there's no well

We walked all the way here and I'm mad, can't you tell?

Captain Ahab took his crew, his harpoon and set sail

And he called out to ships, 'Have you seen the white whale?'

No whale, no whale, we ain't seen no whale

Saw a couple of dolphins, and a big yellow tail

If you've listened to this tune, then you probably can tell

That you've heard it before, it's a song you know well

Know well, know well, it's a song you know well

And we've ruined it completely, so we all say 'Oh well'

Oh well, oh well, We'll just say 'Fare thee well'

And Merry Christmas to you, and a Joyous Noel