The Senses Song

Yakko: The sense of sight

Is what guides us right

When we go out on walks.

Wakko: The sense of smell's

The way you tell

That you need to change your socks.

Dot : The sense of touch

Is what hurts so much

When you bang your toe on the bed.

Yakko: The sense of hearing is something good

'Cause if a tree falls in the wood

Would there be a sound? You bet there would

If it landed on top of your head

YW+D : Your head

If a tree lands on top of your head!

Wakko: The sense of taste

Affects your waist

Yakko: Which makes five senses in all.

Dot : There's a sixth sense, too, but it's hard to explain

It's a psychic connection inside of your brain

So you can understand people like Shirley MacLaine

Yakko: Who wear crystals they bought in the mall

YW+D : The mall

Who wear crystals they bought in the mall!

Yakko: And now the other senses!

Dot : There are scents you can smell

Like cologne from Chanel

Or the scents of expensive perfume.

Yakko: There are scents of flowers

We hope overpowers

The kitty box next to your room.

Phew!

Wakko: There's a sense of pride

You have deep down inside

Yakko: When you practice a sense of fair play.

Dot : There are dollars and cents that you pay at a toll

Yakko: Or the census man who is taking a poll

Wakko: And a sense of confusion; we're out of control

YW+D : And they really should take us away

Away

They really should take us away!

Dot : There's a sense of humor

A sense of doom, or

A sense of awe, sense of timing.

Yakko: The sense of a word

A sense of absurd

Like trying to do all this rhyming!

Dot : There's incense

Wakko: And horse sense

Yakko: And common sense, it's true.

Dot : Sense of wonder, sense of beauty

Wakko: Sense of honor, sense of duty

Yakko: A sense of doubt, a sense of danger

Dot : A sense of fear, when you meet a stranger

Wakko: A sense of style, a sense of worth

Yakko: A sense of direction for knowing the earth

YW+D : A sense of dread as we're singing this song

That it's starting to turn out completely all wrong

And it's time that we end it because it's too long

'Cause it just doesn't make any sense

Nonsense

This song doesn't make any sense!