A.N.T.S.

Sung to the tune of "Y.M.C.A." by the Village People

Antfan, there's no need to feel down

I said Antfan, cos' we ain't been around

I said Antfan, there's no others in town

Who can do the things that we do

Antfan, there's a place you can go

I said Antfan, called the Antmusic Show

I said go there, to Adam and the Ants

They can make you start new romance

It's fun to go to the A.N.T.S.

It's fun to go to the A.N.T.S.

Put on a kilt, dye your hair green

And dance the Zerox-Machine

A.N.T.S. it's fun to go to the A.N.T.S.

Put on your paint

And hold up your head

Till all the though (??) men drop dead

Antfan, I was once in your shoes

So tired and fed up with the blues

So I went and got me a sound

And we called that sound Antmusic

No band does it just like we do

I said no band gets to satisfy you

Go there to the Adam and the Ants

They can make you start new romance

Antfan what do you want to be

Nowhere or an Ant just like me

You can go there to Adam and the Ants

They can make you start new romance