Shimmy Like Kate

So what if Katie's prettier!

She's your sister and she'd do anything for ya

But what if the thing you want most

Is for her to fuck off so you can have all her clothes?

She could have any boy that she likes

And she does… most of the time

Oh Stacey what are you going to do

Now that Kate's been left behind?

I want to be just like Kate

I'm going to fit into a skinny size 8

I'll dance to the music I hate

I want to shake it and shimmy like Kate

I want to be just like Kate

I want my clothes and my hair to look great

I'll dance to the records I hate

I want to shake it and shimmy like Kate

When a fit boy comes up to ya

And thinks he knows you, says you look familiar

He's probably thinking of your little sis

Just take it as a compliment and give him a kiss!

He could have any boy that he likes

But he doesn't 'cos he likes the girls instead

Oh Stacey what are you going to do?

Now your sister is as good as dead!