Spaz's House Destruction Party

I want to tell you a little story 'bout a party that went all

right, but went all wrong I want to tell you a little story

'bout a party in this song... it happened back in '93, in the

pittsburgh punk rock scene an event that will go down, in infamy

it was all the master plan, of one legendary punk rock kid his

name was "spaz", S-P-A-Z... an eviction notice sent to

his house sparked off an idea, "I should have one last party

al my place..." so off he set with his master plan, the

invitations in his hand read, "you're invited to my house

destruction party!" spaz's house destruction party, it was

chaos with no end if you were crazy enough to make the house

destruction party then you know you're lucky that you lived we

played there st. patrick's day, with submachine and the bad

genes in a basement full of debris from kicked in doors, broken

glass, kicked in walls the place was trashed the house was now

missing It's support beams the bathrooms had no toilets or sinks

left in them there was nothing in the kitchen left to break aus

rotten spray painted on walls, drunk punks passed out in the

halls and this was just the second night, or a three-day long

party the cops showed up and all the kids went piling out the

back I remember running away and hiding out in the lot behind

the squirrel hill mellon bank the cop said, "I want to

speak to someone who lives here!" and this punk kid said

she did he asked, "is this the condition this house has

always been in?" she answered, "ah... yeah, it

is."