Jerry Was A Piece Of Shit (JWAPOS)

He's the old hippie that made us sick, He wrote muzak for drug addicts

He's the fat geezer who talked too much, He used drugs as a crutch

He ate granola and he hugged trees, Looked like a dog bit by fleas

Had a beer belly and a tye-dyed shirt, Said he'd live forever but now he sleeps in dirt

[Chorus]

{Jerry was a piece of shit, shit, shit, shit, shit

I'm Grateful that he's dead, dead, dead, dead, dead}

Like Jim Bakker he went far, Turned stadiums into singles bars

Did all of the drugs in San Francisco, Wrote 20 albums of long-haired disco

Then he sang I will survive, look who is no longer alive

So all you fuckers in your VW vans, Preppy dink hackysack clan

Wallstreet twats with ponytail hair, Your BMW's with dancing bears

He was an icon, he was a god, He racked in your cash in wads

You were conned by a useless slob, The tours are over so get a job