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Artist: Antillectual
Canonical path: /antillectual/i-hate-myself-when-i-shave-myself
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I Hate Myself When I Shave Myself
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I Hate Myself When I Shave Myself
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This one is about us all
This scene that we are so immensely proud of
So independent, original and unique
Welcome everyone, happy birthday
But how come the girls cook, the guys mosh
Arrogance bliss
Everyone comes across the same
And everyone knows everyone by name
This is a scene just like any other
Dress-to-oppress-fashism, your words, your actions opposites
Beauty fool, do believe the hype
Copy/paste mentality, style or a lack of originality?
Shave off the standing out straggly hair
Shave on the attitude you don't care
Hail to our fraternity, hail unity
You passed our hazing, now pledge dedication
But i know
Nobody really can escape
At least my social allergy
Reminds me of my aversion to participate
And we are all to blame, true d.i.y. shouldn't require any scene
The margin is where it is at, but for now we are trapped in this one-dimensional net
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