Another Song About Canada

I am the awesomest guy in the world

I rock aviators and I got the most beautiful girl

I play Sega Genesis daily

I'd play video games professionally if I could find someone to pay me

I like Bohemian, it's my favorite beer

My hip hop playlist consists of Epic and Ill Seer

Good folk no joke, I've met them both

Rocked stages in different places with random folk

I'm a Canadian with a heavy appetite

I like Marineland and a bonfire at night

Fubar practically raised me

So I just f'n giver until the last day of my pay week

Canada's ill, Kenny and Spenny live here

I trot from Niagara Falls to Vancouver's piers

We have no wars and our rap scene rules

But don't judge me if I say Dallas Green is cool

[Hook]

[Anubis5]

I've gotten drunk with Jim Lahey and Randy

I've been to Edmonton but I've never been to Calgary

Doug Gilmour was interstellar

He took out his false teeth for me in Zellers

[Cancer]

Bought tickets to a K-Os concert but that motherfucker cancelled on me

In the Galleria London I saw that hot bitch from YTV

I remember watching Much Music, seeing Nam's nipples poke out

Fuck with us and I'll kick your ass like my name was Sam Stout

[Cancer]

Born into poverty, not much to do but drink, fuck, fight and steal cars

Blaze a blunt and reminisce, a true survivalist with real battle scars

That was an age long ago in a galaxy far, far away

Without the hard times I wouldn't be the MC you see today

Never been to Van City but I'm still a Canuck

Maybe someday I'll be famous enough to do a show with Buck

My favorite TV show would have to be Mantracker

Dropping the most lethal bomb that will explode like a nuclear reactor

Fine finesse flow like the well dressed girls in Montreal

Some of the hottest females I've ever seen were at the mall

Real Canadian like the super store funky fresh

Our Motley Crue of artists just seem to mesh

Galvatron Omega is the name we guarantee you will never forget

Just try me, I got the luck of the Irish son, I never lose a bet

Just turned on the London news and seen that they finally caught Snare

A world renown tag writer, I swear his shit was everywhere

[Hook]

[Anubis5]

I've gotten drunk with Jim Lahey and Randy

I've been to Edmonton but I've never been to Calgary

Doug Gilmour was interstellar

He took out his false teeth for me in Zellers

[Cancer]

Bought tickets to a K-Os concert but that motherfucker cancelled on me

In the Galleria London I saw that hot bitch from YTV

I remember watching Much Music, seeing Nam's nipples poke out

Fuck with us and I'll kick your ass like my name was Sam Stout.