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Artist: Anvil
Canonical path: /anvil/five-knuckle-shuffle
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Five Knuckle Shuffle
Read Five Knuckle Shuffle lyrics by Anvil on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Five Knuckle Shuffle
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Hand to the gland and I don't care
There ain't no secret I won't bare
Hey!
All I wanna do is beat my meat
Shakin' steak, what a treat
Stroke it, stroke it really hard
I wanna watch it blow a yard
Palm sister date what you got
Wank your willie, hit the spot
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke
Rattle my snake most every night
I wanna woman to do it right
Stroke it, stroke it just for fun
Stroke it, stroke it till I cum
All I wanna do is shake my stick
Pullin' my pecker really does the trick
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
All I wanna do is give it a stroke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke
Nothin' to poke
That's right!
Don't you worry when you spank the chimp
It don't mean that you're a wimp
Stroke it, stroke it all night long
Stroke it, stroke it ding my dong
Palm sister date what you got
Shine your shilaylly, don't get caught
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
All I wanna do is give it a stroke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke
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