Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Anya Marina
Canonical path: /anya-marina/if-the-straightjacket-fits
Related lyric paths: 6
Video embedded: yes
Lyric guide
If The Straightjacket Fits…
Read If The Straightjacket Fits… lyrics by Anya Marina on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
If The Straightjacket Fits…
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
Serve me my food with a plate that's on fire
And we'll have a hot time tonight
And if you feel low and life may seem dire
Things will turn out all right
Cover your mouth up with butterscotch sauce
And we'll have a sweet time tonight
And if you feel low and life may seem lost
I promise you we'll never fight
And if the straightjacket fits, then lock me up tight
Cause I'm feelin' nutty tonight
I got padded walls, a soft rubber bed
I'll kiss you till I lose my sight
If you crawl in bed and there's a cactus inside
Things could get prickly tonight
We'll pull out the needles and then we'll shoot up
And we'll get as high as a kite
And if the straightjacket fits, then lock me up tight
Cause I'm feelin' nutty tonight
I got padded walls, a soft rubber bed
I'll kiss you till I lose my sight
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "If The Straightjacket Fits…"?
Anya Marina performs "If The Straightjacket Fits…", and this lyric page sits inside the Anya Marina catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "If The Straightjacket Fits…"?
Yes. The related section below points to All the same to me and Another Think Coming with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Anya Marina?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Anya Marina's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on If The Straightjacket Fits… yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.