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Artist: Anything Goes
Canonical path: /anything-goes/friendship
Related lyric paths: 6
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Friendship
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Friendship
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You know, Reno, we should have teamed up years ago.
We're two of a kind, all right.
Partners!
Through thick and thin!
Night and day!
Right or wrong!
If you're ever in a jam, here I am.
If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal.
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail,
I'm your bail.
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig-dig-dig.
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.
If you ever catch on fire, send a wire.
If you ever lose your teeth
When you're out to dine,
Borrow mine.
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have ceased to jell
Ours will still be swell!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep-hep-hep.
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.
If they ever put a bullet through your brr-ain
I'll complain.
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships go up in smoke,
Ours will still be oke!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof.
If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind.
If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt.
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half,
I won't laugh.
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have been "forgate"
Ours will still be great!
If they ever crack your spine, drop a line.
If they ever cut your throat, write a note.
If they ever make a cannibal stew of you,
Invite me too!
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships are up the crick,
Ours will still be slick!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-
Quack-quack-quack
Woof-woof-woof
When other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot!
[MOON]
Quack-quack-quack
[RENO]
Woof-woof-woof
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