Apache Ain't Shit

[Apache and some girl have sex for 21 seconds]

[A] Aww damn!! Ohh shit [needle drags record]

[A] Yeah, yo, yo yo yo baby

[A] Get the fuck out!

[G] Get the fuck out?

[A] Yes, get the fuck out!

[G] What the fuck you mean, get the fuck out?

[A] Get the fuck up and get the fuck out!

[G] Oh you on that shit?

[A] Yeah I'm on that shit

[G] Oh you livin like that?

[A] Yeah I'm livin like that

[G] Yeah aight, yeah okay Apache, you ain't shit!

[A] Hahahahahahaha..

[Chorus: Apache]

(Apache you ain't shit!) That's what they're sayin G

(Apache you ain't shit!) But there's no playin me

(Apache you ain't shit!) So fuckin what?

(Apache you ain't shit!) J drop a cut

[Apache]

Yo I ain't shit, won't be shit, won't quit

Quick, here comes a catchy Apache with a long dick

I can't believe you think somethin's up my sleeve

Cause I'll fuck, give you a buck, then tell you to leave

Get real, fuck how you feel, smile don't pout

I'm done hon, you came twice, now get the fuck out

I waited a long time to getcha

Let the doorknob hitcha, where the good lord splitcha

Back in the days you tried to get me now I'm gettin you

That's reason one-two, ain't shit else to do

A man, with a plan and the know-how

Not lookin for Mrs. Right, lookin for Mrs. Right Now

Get your coat deep throat and get Swayze

I'm out to get back anybody who plays me

Don't try to flip, button up your lip

Hell yeah I'm on that tip - and I ain't shit

[Chorus: Apache]

(Apache you ain't shit!) That's what they're sayin G

(Apache you ain't shit!) So what you playin me?

(Apache you ain't shit!) So fuckin what?

(Apache you ain't shit!) J drop the cut

[Apache]

Come have dinner with a winner don't worry about the price

Just kiddin - I wouldn't buy you a fuckin slice

I ain't shit dear, beware, ask me if I care

Fuck callin you a cab; here's your bus fare

Don't ask me to bring your shit, cause I don't deliver

And give me my shit back, I'm in indian giver

If there's money to be made then I'll make it

I did you like I did you cause I thought you could take it

Come come get with it, g'head admit it

You heard I wasn't shit and still let me hit it

Tried to trap me like Tyson, a damn shame

I put a hit on everybody with the same name

I'm on the move, no time to wine and dine a hoe

It's not hard for me to love 'em and let 'em go

Just let me hit the hips, fuck the friendships

I'm on that tip - cause I ain't shit!

[Chorus: Apache]

(Apache you ain't shit!) That's what they're sayin G

(Apache you ain't shit!) So what you playin me?

(Apache you ain't shit!) So fuckin what?

(Apache you ain't shit!) J drop a cut

[Apache]

I'm a man without morals, so don't bet me

I'll fuck my girl's best friend if she lets me

Better yet, don't let me forget the past

Stick around and get a bone kicked out your ass

Speakin of asses, I'm an ass man, lay down

Got a four inch dick and that's from the ground

Cuties pursue me to do me, I dodge 'em

or find 'em, freak 'em, fuck 'em then rob 'em

Since I can't live without 'em let's have fun

Bitches are like Pringles, you can't eat just one

Save the commitment shit for a committed nigga

I'll be committed to a bitch pullin in five figures

But my pockets got a padlock, they stay stocked

Money grabbers after mine to (?) stage cock

Forget a relationship, listen honeydip

I'm on that tip, cause I ain't shit!

[Chorus: Apache]

(Apache you ain't shit!) That's what they're sayin G

(Apache you ain't shit!) So what you playin me?

(Apache you ain't shit!) So fuckin what?

(Apache you ain't shit!) J drop a cut

[girl dissing Apache on outro]