School

* Intro cuts : "You know, in school.

Everyone tries their very best to learn good habits

So we're going to try to do the very same thing

As we sing."

Verse 1 (character: Jeff)

All star quarterback, varsity letter, I drive a Jetta

A popular kid, my parents give me all my cheddar

Plus I date Heather, the flyest girl in our school

I got a very large house, with an inground pool

I rock Polo and Abercrombie & Fitch, I'm rich

Pompous and arrogant, makin' fun of nerd clicks

You motherf**kin' freaks and geeks are dumb

With ya painted white face, and pierced nose and tongue

I pass my classes with ease and get an "A"

Cheatin. cuz if I don't pass, I don't play

I'll shove you in ya locker and I'll get in ya face

Put you in ya place, cuz you f**kin nerds are a waste of air

Black clothes, blank stare, died hair

You could die tommorow and nobody would care

I'll push on the floor when all the halls are crowded

But you're just a wimp, whatcha gonna do about it?

[Hook]

No more homework, no more books

No more teachers dirty looks

No more detentions no more "F's"

No breath inside your chest.

No more homework, no more books

No more teachers dirty looks

No unpopular, no more cool

No more. school

Verse 2 (character: girl)

Four years of high school, I can't believe its here

My senior year, waitin for the crowd to cheer, at graduation

I haven't decided my occupation, but my major in college is gonna be

communications

I'm nice to everybody in school, whether cool, or uncool. I'm neutral

An outstanding pupil like my teachers say

I never missed a single day

Always on the honor roll, never less than an "A"

I help jocks with their grades, even that jerk Jeff

Who's an ass, but never woulda passed class with an "F"

Kids he picks on are smarter then him, and smaller than him

Never larger or taller than him

But this one kid, named Jay.

That jeff calls gay, and beats up, doesn't look very normal today

So I give a little smile and he gives one back

Then he walks by and reaches into his napsack

I feel like I wanna run, but my whole body's stunned

I can't believe it, but Jay's got a ..

[Hook]

Verse 3 (character: Jay)

My name is Jason, a real big fan of death

I sit back thinkin' of Jeff and I take a deep breath

How'd I'd love to fire 30 slugs into his chest, till nothin' is left

I'm always frustrated with stress, I want respect

Back when I was 6 I'd dissect insects, and spray house pets with Windex

I'm Beelzebub on drugs

The intellect of a David Berkowitz, roamin' on the internet

I'm sick of gettin pushed around bein' clowned

When I'm the most powerful evil being in town

I wake up at 5:30 and stare into space

Walk into my parents room and shoot 'em both in the face

Take a shower get dressed load my weapon for school

Walk thru the hall, step over the large blood pool

On the bus with a semi-automatic in knapsack

Smile on my face, as I sit in the back

Then I step into the building and I almost feel invincible

Wave to the nurse, say hi to the principal

Walk to to my locker, everything seems slow

Then I Jeff. and here we go

Weapons out the bag, people stop speakin', girls shreikin'

I start shootin' rounds till Jeff's chest is bleedin'

His head explodes then I start to reload

Nobody can hurt me now. cuz I'm in murder mode

Fire at everybody that's directly in my sight

But layin' on the ground on the somebody is I like

This girl who I've known who's always nice and talks to me

Crawls to me, coughin' up blood and awkwardly

Whispers two words right before her head drops

She opened her mouth and said. "please. stop"

I could never begin to describe the way I felt

I dropped to my knees, turned the gun on myself

And pulled the trigger.

Outro cuts: "You know, in school.."