Pinch And Roll

Everyday when I get in my car

It's a Honda, you know

I sit on down but I don't get too far

You wanna know why?

'Cuz I've gotta reach down

And scratch an itch

In an area, an area

That's so sensitive

So I do a

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Pinch and Roll (x2)

(Everybody do a) Pinch and Roll (x2)

(If you're itchy do a) Pinch and Roll (x2)

(We don't scratch, we do a) Pinch and Roll (x2)

So if you've got a problem

You know what to do

Whether you're watching TV

Or sniffing airplane glue

Which we don't do

Now the girls don't know

But us guys we all know

How to do a little dance

We call the Pinch and Roll

And we do the

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(Untranslatable nonsense, a sorry attempt at toasting)

(Complete jabber in a terrible Jamaican accent)

Pick it up

Now if you've got a rash

Or a minor glitch

Stick your hands on down

And give yourself a big pinch

Then you roll it around

Around and round it goes

But after you're done

Make sure you know where it goes

Not in your nose!

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